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    光头哥经典语录

    来源: 经典用语大全 作者: 笑书 发布时间:2015-07-27 15:12

    【内容概况】1、最近结婚的比较多,光头哥在钱包瘪了之后,想了一个问题,关注礼金多少的新娘和关注双方父母感受的新娘似乎从一开始就注定了婚姻幸福指数! 2、遇到困难时,你能被压弯到什么程度,决定着你未来能反弹到什么高度! 3、总有人告诉你要宽容,要原谅这个,原......

      1、最近结婚的比较多,光头哥在钱包瘪了之后,想了一个问题,关注礼金多少的新娘和关注双方父母感受的新娘似乎从一开始就注定了婚姻幸福指数!

      2、遇到困难时,你能被压弯到什么程度,决定着你未来能反弹到什么高度!

      3、总有人告诉你要宽容,要原谅这个,原谅那个,却没人说要原谅爸妈,似乎他们不会伤害你,又或者伤害了你也必须原谅,别无选择,没人问孩子怎么才能愈合伤口,来自生命最深处的伤害会陪件孩子很久,甚至终生无解……

      4、只有放得下,才能拿得起!缘份来了不挡,去了不留!

      5、团队中最重要的是信任,不是服从!

      6、上厕所没带纸?照样提起裤子,你奈我何!

      7、总有一些人以高大尚的理由忽悠善良的人们,他们自鸣得意,可惜善良的人不是智商低,总有醒来的时候,最终也只能忽悠了自己,自己哄自己开心。

      8、自己无法叫醒自己,是因为装睡!

      9、在火车站候车室上厕所,前面一个梳小辫的美女也向厕所方向走去,只见“其形也,翩若惊鸿,婉若游龙,荣曜秋菊,华茂春松。”光头哥正欣赏呢,美女向右一拐进了厕所,光头哥收回恋恋不舍的目光向左拐去……“错了!错了!……流氓!女人的尖叫声吓得光头哥一步窜出厕所 ,抬头一看竟然是女厕所。再向右一看,对面才是男厕所,?原来刚才那位”美女“是男的……光头哥感悟:在正?蠢,有很多选择都是对的,实际,就因为”跟错了背影“!

      10、无论生活如何,都会从原点回到原点!

      11、女人找男人是因为爱,男人找女人是因为被逼无奈!

      12、如果你爱过人渣,最好的办法是迅速选择忘记而不是跟别人絮叨!

      13、对待体内垃圾,西医:拿着喷剂对垃圾喷一喷,细菌不见了,过一段时间长出来再喷;中医:找一把铁锹将垃圾装进袋子里运走,然后清洗一下现!

      14、对于孩子来说,生活在穷人家还是富人家不是最重要的,重要的是父母是否无知,无知不是指知识,而是错误的观念!

      15、光头哥曰:人生苦短,下半辈子就见点想见的人,说点想说的话,做点想做的事吧!

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